Diet Dreams

When you dream that a semi-truck full of Girl Scout cookies is parked out front

Your yard has pallets of the cookies filling up the grass landscape

Someone knocks on the door so you open it

They tell you they are delivering all of them to you

You say no thank and close the door

Then you open the door and close the door

Open the door and close the door over and over again

Then wake up in a frenzy craving thin mints

You know for sure today is your cheat day

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